Special guest Kevin Beier wakes up from his evening nap to come talk about The Little Mermaid, Blaster Master, the first half of Link’s Awakening, and an apparently non-existent game whose sole point is to not commit suicide.

The crew treads dangerously into movie game territory with Harry Potter before diving face first into the addicting world of Pokemon Yellow. All while Jess does her absolute best to derail the show right from the outset.

Retro gaming in Canadaland, Parasite Eve, and how Aron felt the need to take his feelings about Pong to the local news. All that and more in the very first episode of Factory Sealed to grace 2013.

Syphon Filter, Mutant League Football, Brave Fencer Musashi, and severe head trauma are all fashionably late to the best dream interpreting retro gaming podcast ever.